I am a hard working service dog that also happens to be amazing at many things. I am an expert at scaring away sounds that try to attack my family from outside, I have perfected the "I'm starving" drool to solicit snacks from both my mom and my dad. I am always willing to test the food to make sure there is nothing wrong with it, from the first bite until the very last bite.
Things I Can Do
Master "growler", this technique is perfect for reminding my dad that he has accidently stopped petting me.
I have the ability to determine that the sound I just heard outside is obviously a pack of murderous ninjas trying to kill my family, therefore I must scare them away with no less then 132 barks!
A Few Accomplishments
Cleaned every morsel of peanut butter from the floor when Dad dropped that piece of toast.
I have mastered the "extended leg technique" mysteriously allowing me to take up almost the entire King Sized bed.